mylifeisaverage

"Today, I was working on my English essay that is due in 2 days. Feeling lazy, bored, and not wanting to work on the essay, I decided to go on Mystery Google. I typed up "Mwahahaha" and got "You are stalling from your homework". I'm onto you Mystery Google, I'm on to you.. MLIA."

I had no idea there was a such thing as Mystery Google! So I went on it & typed in "I'm hungry" and got "I eat danger for breakfast". Then I typed in 3.14 and got "Average poop size". I've spent the last 5 minutes on it seeing what'll come up next.. Hahaha.